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marți, 21 septembrie 2010

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Acestea sunt 11 reguli ale Satanismului si ce mi se pare ciudat e faptul ca societatea in general ni le impune. o-o De unde ar reiesi ca toti suntem niste satanisti.Stiu ca suna creepy dar asta-i adevarul.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
~nu cred ca as avea ceva de comentat aici pentru ca regula asta o respectam mai tot timpul si atunci cand nu o facem exista cineva care ne atrage atentia intr-un mod subtil -"Nu-ti mai baga nasul unde nu-ti fierbe oala!" sau " Ce te bagi!?"
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
~normal...nu-i deranja pe altii
3. When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
~regula asta ne este bagata pe gat de mici
4. If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
~revenge time! :)) Bine p-asta nu prea o respectam
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
~ca oameni de treabace suntem normal ca mai tinem cont de asta cat de cat
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
~asta e cea mai ciudata
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
~sa crezi in minuni cam asta-ti cere regula asta ceea ce absolut stupefiant pentru ca si Biblia spune acelasi lucru dar sub alta forma
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
~eeeu ma plang multe deci pana ca si satanistii imi interzica asta =))
9. Do not harm young children.
~omg o-o Deci de cand satanistilor le pasa de copii?o-o
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
~auto-apararea.Deci uite de unde am luat noi ideea asta ...
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
~ok cu regula asta sunt total de acord doar ca multi nu-o respecta

In concluzia suntem niste mici satanisti fe ca vrem,fie ca nu.Societatea ne impune,ca sa nu mai zic ca unele reguli sunt chiar utile.Eu personal mi-i imaginam pe satanisti mult mai sadici,probabil din cauza ca ma uit prea mult la filme si la stiri insa citind regulile astea totul se schimba radical o-o

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