Sarcastic spot

Sarcastic spot

miercuri, 11 septembrie 2013

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The city is in chaos but not really my type of chaos. I mean yeah it's fun to watch but still the reasons why it all started are too plain stupid. A kid died bitten by a dog. The Rosia Montana project destroys the environment. Some Hungarian supporters made a mess in the center of the city. RATB (bus) and METROREX (subway) employees decided to go on a strike. The doctors as well. And I think that this covers it all. This is not damn funny! Why all the commotion when most of the problems can be very easily solved?

1. Kill those fucking dogs already! Really pissed now cuz' I just heard a fucking idiot on the news asking :"Would you kill a dog?" "Yeah, I would moron! What the hell do you want me to do? Wait for the dogs to eat me alive?". I really hate the society's thinking. So, you can kill a pig or a chicken but you can't kill a dor or a cat. You can kill a rat, a snake, a mouse, but not a fricking dog or cat! Do you actually listen to yourself? Pigs, chickens and cows die daily and no one complains. But nooo we can't kill cats or dogs because they are pets! Well I want a chicken as a pet, so now I suppose no one will dare to kill chickens because they are pets.Who the hell decided to make dogs pets? Huh? We did because we can't eat them. But, wait the Chinese eat them and I don't see some animal protection dudes going to China and suing them for doing such an "awful" thing. Get over it! They are animals. If their population gets out of control we do what we can to make it better.

2. Pff, just no. Stop that project. Not that I care much about the environment but still, if it has to be destroyed let us destroy it not some damn foreigners. Plus we don't get enough profit out of it so move your asses back home.

3.Oh the Hungarian supporters were funny. They actually managed to make me think of ways to kill them.I actually ended up thinking that we should put them and some rabid dogs in a room and let them kill themselves. I would pay to watch that. But well since I'm not some powerful magician or whatever... that's never going to happen. But that would solve 2 problems in one hit. Killing the dogs and revenge on the Hungarians. They deserve it. Transilvania is ours so they can go and fuck themselves. Not gonna happen dudes. Never ever. Also we don't like drunk destructive foreigners. Outsiders aren't allowed to make a mess. But we do.
Well, even if I wasn't able to kill them and no one actually hurt them (except themselves - alcoholic comas were pretty frequent) we still got them. They though that they are smart and during our national anthem they turned their backs to the court. So their national anthem wasn't played anymore. Next time think again before you act. And our supporters had boards with "1918" written on them ( referring to the Great union when we took Transilvania from Hungary ).

4. The strikes are pretty normal. Nothing new here.

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